I’m going to drop some knowledge on you: I’m a badass speech writer. Since I was a kid I would practice my Oscar acceptance speech. I’d add variation to it just to keep me on my toes: crying, laughter, telling stories from when I was a child (mind you, I’m still a child at the time) and thanking God and my Mom, “You’re sitting in the audience Mom, where are you?! Ahh I won, I made it!” That type of thing.
Since I was a young girl, my mother has been a breathing jar full of knowledge. I could tell her my predicament and as if were pulling the answer out of a jar, she’d suggest a remedy. Over the years I began to notice a pattern, and to this day, I get mildly sore when I realize my issue can be fixed with one of her 3 most common cures:
Hey Pixie Chicks!
I hope you’re enjoying the summer holidays. You’ve probably noticed the brief hiatus we took in the past few weeks, things have once again been hectic for me.
For reasons I haven’t even analyzed yet, I’m not going to share the details with you folks now. But I will share with you what I’ve thought, remembered, and acquired.
1. Thought- The Show Must Go On!